Damn U Fridge

You disappoint me. As I open your wondrous doors to explore what you have for me, there's nothing. Nada. Zlitch. I even close your doors thinking, if I open them again, you'll surprise me with treats I might have missed. But no. Instead, I stare at your baron shelves with nothing but two Yoplait yogurts, a large bottle of fruit juice, one lonely egg and a salad mix that I probably should have thrown away a week ago.  I guess it's your way of telling me its time to go shopping. Maybe your sister, the food pantry will have something for me.
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Nope. The bitch got nothing. Damn it!